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@offbrandginger
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Follow me at @offbrandginger where I’m gay and hilarious
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gay?yeah
gender?girl-ish
single?😏
back at berriesDec 18, 2018
Please watch this video of my parents’ puppy
back at berriesDec 18, 2018
Happy holidays here’s a tired bear
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Me: *just enjoying the view flying near the California coast*

My dad, the pilot, apropos of nothing: you know if our plane failed right now, we wouldn’t have time to make it back to shore

Me:

back at berriesDec 13, 2018
LA isn’t ready!!!
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If you don’t take a moment to appreciate my selfie you’re in violation of the Geneva convention
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Welcome to my home Jeff Bezos!! I’m so glad you could make it! Now come along, there’s an installment in the backyard that I really want to show you...
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Due to (un)popular demand, it’s That Bitch in person
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me after sending 15 emails to random actors and studios in the hopes of rebooting Sharkboy and Lavagirl:
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I will get a sharkboy and lavagirl reboot or Die Trying
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moving on to animation studios