Octopi Wall Street

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8 arms, 2 eyes, 1 siphon, 99 percent.

May or may not actually be an octopus. Definitely not an official account of OWS.

Secretary of Murder Pete Hegseth told reporters today “Our murderbombers are doing great work, murdering people on the ground in Iran. They're defenseless now, because they can't match our murdermissiles, and our counter-murdermissiles are mostly stopping them murdering us in return. In other news, murdersailors aboard one of our murdersubmarines today sank an Iranian murdership, murdering 150 of their sailors.”

Hegseth then pumped the air with his fists, shouting "Woo-hoo!" and “Murder rocks!”

you *must* read the Battle of the Dildo at the Minneapolis Graduate Hotel (where ICE is lodging):

"The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics. It arrived in a cardboard box full of clearance-bin dildos, under purple neon light." 🤣

one of the most beautiful things I've ever read

https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation

THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION

The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.

CLOSER TO THE EDGE
Does anyone have any thoughts on how the US ought to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Americans freeing themselves from the tyranny of a corrupt and unaccountable ruler?

According to this Instagram post:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTzJde9jZc4/

people released by ICE from the Whipple federal building are often thrown out into a Minnesota winter in whatever they were wearing when they were abducted, without phones or ID.

If they are released, it means they were legally here. They are citizens or people with valid status. ICE is punishing them for the 'crime' of being brown but not deportable.

The whole organization is absolutely psychotic. It cannot be redeemed or reformed.

Cookiecupcakes on Instagram: "These are the helpers in the reflective vests. They help the people that were released after they are detained and then later cleared. The ICE agents take the detainees ID's & phones away (and don't give them back) and the innocent victims are just dumped with no resources, wearing whatever they were taken in (it is very cold here) with no way to contact their family or get back home. The helpers give them a burner phone and a ride (among other things). That's really nice. I think that's what I want to do. ( Safe Havens MN-https://www.gofundme.com/f/safe-haven-immediate-assistance-for-released-individuals )"

74K likes, 1,956 comments - thecookiecupcakes on January 21, 2026: "These are the helpers in the reflective vests. They help the people that were released after they are detained and then later cleared. The ICE agents take the detainees ID's & phones away (and don't give them back) and the innocent victims are just dumped with no resources, wearing whatever they were taken in (it is very cold here) with no way to contact their family or get back home. The helpers give them a burner phone and a ride (among other things). That's really nice. I think that's what I want to do. ( Safe Havens MN-https://www.gofundme.com/f/safe-haven-immediate-assistance-for-released-individuals )".

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The people who have always shouted loudest about "freedom" are now the ones telling us "You have no rights. Shut up and lick the boots of your masters."

They love the flag as long as it doesn't stand for anything.

#USPol #ReneeGood #ICE

People like to claim that politicians don't care about ordinary people. That's not true in the US, where the president himself will take time out of his day to lie about the circumstances of your death when one of his agents murders you.

#ICE #ReneeGood

If you can pay, it's probably possible to have anyone on Earth assassinated, with better-defended figures costing more. Pay enough and you could probably have anyone, even the President, killed.

Currently, there's a strong incentive for the BBC to pay to have Donald Trump rubbed out. Even if it cost $500 million, it would be worth it.

If he dies suddenly in the coming weeks, the Director-General of the BBC is going to have some hard questions to answer.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-bbc-lawsuit-defamation-a9fd196c4f242decd8f28e8d0ce74442

Trump sues BBC for $10 billion, accusing it of defamation

President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit seeking $10 billion in damages from the BBC, accusing the British broadcaster of defamation as well as deceptive and unfair trade practices. The 33-page lawsuit filed late Monday accuses the BBC of broadcasting a “false, defamatory, deceptive, disparaging, inflammatory, and malicious depiction of President Trump,” calling it “a brazen attempt to interfere in and influence” the 2024 U.S. presidential election. It accused the BBC of “splicing together two entirely separate parts of President Trump’s speech on January 6, 2021” in order to “intentionally misrepresent the meaning of what President Trump said.” The BBC said it would defend the case.

AP News

The fact that CBP is demanding email addresses so they can screen visitors to the US for possible crimethink is a tacit admission that they already HAVE everyone’s emails, they just need your addresses so they can figure out which ones are yours.

Which is interesting.
https://mastodon.social/@eff/115697029198038164

"I never thought that the state's face-eating leopards would eat my face," sobs owner of successful Faces for our Heroic Leopards blog.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/06/putin-repressive-machinery-turns-inward-target-pro-war-figures

Putin’s repressive machinery turns inward to target pro-war figures

Analysts say a purge of the Russian regime’s own supporters is under way as rival factions turn on each other

The Guardian

There is a very definite case for cutting off Dick Cheney's head and burying him at the crossroads with a stake through his heart, the way they used to do with vampires.

The man hasn't even had a pulse for decades. There is no single better candidate for "probably undead" in the US today.