Deadass highkey the worst thing about this job isn't it being an office cubicle job, it isn't my salary disappearing into california taxes (which are actually like, a normal amount), it's not the climate or any of that

It's that ALL MY EUROPEAN FRIENDS ARE SO MANY TIMEZONES AWAY   and then when I'm awake and active it's 4am and then i gi to bed when they wake up WTF 

Is it boomer of me to say that i fucking hate how everything in the world is "create/activate your account"

Create your DMV account to get your driver's license!
Create a password to your account to access your paycheck!
Create your account to access your health insurance!
Make a new account to access your other insurance!
Activate your account to make use of your benefits plan!
Log in to your Flunkergabbel account to access your Lebgunkelfly today!

i DO NOT need more companies in the world leaking my data oh my fucking god

The entire plane's IFE just crashed, media in playback suddenly popped up Not Available and nothing will load, even the flight tracker doesn't work and is just an empty spinning globe

And as I write this they rebooted it and everyone is sent back to the welcome screen with your seat number bahahahah

dude what the fuck is the ÖBB's merch shop its so funny

you can buy:

- plush train
- book about trains
- maps on merch
- custom station name plate
- a cut piece of rail? (€80)
- literally just one of their service trolleys??
- an entire ass BIKE. 1700€. no shipment by plane sorry