It seems like every year I wonder why I’m so plugged up and my eyes are burning and I’m a mucus monster, and then I realize the Black Locust tree in my back yard is flowering. You’d think I’d have figured that out after 10 years.

A third of our fellow Americans support the murder of “a whole civilization.. never to be brought back again.” Some because they are enthralled by a fascist leader, some because they are fundamentally bigoted and racist, and some because they think that bringing on a man-made apocalypse will bring the End Times and their eternal salvation.
They are all fucking insane.
This is an apocalypse of choice.