bangerworst time i got cockblocked was working with a clumsy bricklayer
banger
@noo_nee_noo
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the cops stop me with a shoulder bag of corn. it's still on the cob. i've done nothing wrong.
a handsome typewriter dating a lady octopus. he's looking to put one in the pink and one in the ink.
pilot: you want a night cap?
plane: i just wanna crash
thinking outside the box about how to get into the box later
the three mice weren't blind but lying about being blind is probably better than admitting the truth, that they were necrophiliacs.
he said he's only joking you piece of sh*t, open your dang ears
it's 2020 where in hell are the hamdawgs™️
this is my old accountwarm of heart and full of shit
SICK CUNT DRACONESsometimes i think it would be nice to be one of those sparkling and ethereal enbies who trips through life on a sunbeam?? but lo i am a gutter enby