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Joyeuse Noëlle!Aug 17, 2019

@[email protected] serious question: what grade are you in

Joyeuse Noëlle!Aug 17, 2019

oh no, you guys, @[email protected] has taken down mastodon.social

whatever shall we do

mastodon.social is, obviously, down

(jesus christ, this fucking shithead)

Joyeuse Noëlle!Jun 9, 2019

@[email protected] The ice caps are currently on land or suspended over the water, not floating in the ocean, you oblivious cretin.

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Joyeuse Noëlle!Sep 30, 2018

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Joyeuse Noëlle!Sep 30, 2018

This is a test. Let's find out how many characters I can put in...

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Joyeuse Noëlle!Apr 18, 2018

...and apparently now it's back up! Networking is weird, y'all.

Joyeuse Noëlle!Apr 18, 2018

Elekk is down, and unfortunately it seems like it's not just me; my whole cloud cluster seems to be broken in some way. I'm working on getting it fixed.

Joyeuse Noëlle!Mar 17, 2018

Elekk folks, I apologize for the downtime; the server's NIC has crashed and my host is taking their sweet damn time getting it fixed. I'll have the site back up as fast as I can.

Joyeuse Noëlle!Dec 18, 2017

We’re getting that issue with the network interfaces again. I’ve submitted a ticket and hopefully we’ll be back up soon.

Joyeuse Noëlle!Nov 26, 2017

Unexpectedly, the site’s back up!