Joyeuse Noëlle!

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Monster Ghost Noëlle 👻🎃💀🐍
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Display name is aspirational

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oh no, you guys, @[email protected] has taken down mastodon.social

whatever shall we do

mastodon.social is, obviously, down

(jesus christ, this fucking shithead)

Them: "Rick and Morty requires a lot of intelligence to understand"

Me, an intellectual:

"Just hang out until the police arrive."
Plus side: aside from waking up at 2 AM or so I apparently slept like a rock.
https://mastodon.social/media/PtzihoRddYj_BqRhN_8

Researchers found a frilled shark - normally found 100-1500m deep - swimming in shallow water of the coast of Portugal. Frilled sharks are cool because they've remained essentially identical for about 80 million years. They're so perfectly adapted to their environment that they haven't needed to change.  

http://www.newsweek.com/dinosaur-era-frilled-shark-insane-teeth-found-portugal-708764

A dinosaur-era shark with insane teeth was found swimming off the coast of Portugal

The ancient frilled shark once lived alongside the T-Rex, and has remained evolutionarily unchanged for 80 million years.

The Dumbo octopus also has an adorable genus name, Grimpoteuthis†. They're bottom-feeders, spending most of their time a few cm off the sea floor (about 3000-4000m deep) looking for snails, worms, etc. 

† I genuinely don't know what the "grimpo" part refers to - it may be someone's name, or it may be related to γριπάομαι, "to be contracted", referring to how the octopus's tentacles appear to be shortened (they're actually just joined together with skin, like webbed fingers).

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