This morning while taking another load of gear ashore in the dinghy, the prop spun out causing me to idle back to the boat. Thank God I already have a spare propeller. Spend the $ on spares. #Nobleshift #moving #cruiselife #boatlife

In South Florida absolutely no one misses their turn or their exit. Not because they are talented thoughtful drivers, but because they are willing to put everyone's lives in danger. Today someone dead stopped because they missed their exit. Then they proceeded to cut 3 lanes. Thankfully my brakes work and I can control my sphincters.

Wanted to purchase a used minivan this weekend but the weather has other ideas. Also never buy a used car in the rain or in the dark, let alone both

Don't be mad because your parents didn't know what they were doing and 'messed you up'. I'm 57 and I still don't have a fucking clue. They didn't either, and that's ok. We're ok.

We're done here. Expect big news (from me) any day now. But yeah, we're out. - ❤️ Addison & Shrub

'There are three ways to look in life:
Young, Old, or Surgical" - Fran Lebowitz

SE Florida is a two story home with no front/back doors. Every time you want to enter or leave you have to climb through a 2nd story window, no rope, no stairs, nothing. When you point that out and say we need a door, you're called an idiot / p*ssy / or run over. That's what it's like living here. They are so ferociously unintelligent that they are prideful of their ignorance and conflate self inflicted suffering with being tough. #miami #boca #stuart #stupid

If there ever was a time that we needed a new RATM release, it's now.