Mastodawn

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"Wir haben Bürgersteige verschmälert, damit das Auto breiter parken kann. Wir haben Bäume gefällt, damit das Auto besser sieht. Wir haben Kinder von der Straße geholt, damit das Auto ungestört durchkommt. Und dann setzen wir uns abends hin und fragen uns, warum draußen keiner mehr ist."

(ab 3:50, aber schaut es einfach komplett an, lohnt sich definitiv!)

Nils Hörrmann 1d ago

ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIES 1d ago

"J'ai pété" in French means "I farted"

So " #ChatGPT" means

" #Cat, I farted"

in #France

Nils Hörrmann 2d ago

Mo 2d ago

Wehe auch nur einer von euch isst seinen Teller auf!

Nils Hörrmann 4d ago

n1k0 5d ago

voila faut ça partout

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Nils Hörrmann 4d ago

@matthiasott So footnotes will be like "1) ChatGPT et al.: "Pretend to be a 7th grade student good at physics, write a quotation validating my thoughts about gravity not existing", prompted June 24th 2026 1:29pm" – hilarious! 🤣 I must say if teachers think this is fine, I doubt they were ever good teachers.

Nils Hörrmann 4d ago

Matthias Ott 4d ago

What is it with teachers that they still don’t allow Wikipedia as a source but happily let students cite ChatGPT et al. – “just make sure to also include the prompt in the citation.“

… what?!?!? 🤨😂

Nils Hörrmann 5d ago

Laura ✨🎨5d ago

Here’s a thought on the current heatwave that is absolutely destroying humankind across Europe atm: maybe we should push for a regulation to allow people — ALL people — to stop working in temperatures above 30C. The economy would collapse and finally politicians would take fighting the climate crisis as a priority, rather than leaning into the bullshit narrative that “summer is summer” from their air-conditioned ivory towers.

#ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis

Nils Hörrmann Jun 12