✨starlight ghost✨

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childless cat parent who paws at network engineering 

I have been called the Dr. House of IT by my coworkers 

I am the dazzle at the heart of the Fediverse. I am the glint in the eyes of the mad. I am the last thing you see before you fall into the abyss. 

 genderfluid enby, they/them 
 pansexual, ambiamorous  
Polymorph, frequently defaults to cat. 

Flirting is okay but I’ll probably reciprocate. 
Headpats, boops, and cuddles are always okay 
I am frequently horny on main, boost inappropriate content, or otherwise interact with explicit accounts. 
Minors, do not interact. 

AuDHD 
New Zealander living in the US 

“Dork” - @Axolotl1
“Dork” - @0x6e6174
“meow ” - @ellis
“nico is who I pretend to be” - @ghostlyash
“Underwater elephant jumpscare” - @tay
“extremely fucking cute and pretty and pettable” - @freya
“mrow?” - @0x6e6174

“Ghost of Starlight” from a poem(https://mastodon.sdf.org/@Aphelion/115471016148146532) by @Aphelion

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#nobot #noindex #noai #nsfw

Websitehttps://nicolas.lol
Signaltekeous.33
Gaming@tekeous
pleasepraise.mehttps://pleasepraise.me/tekeous
Keyoxidehttps://keyoxide.org/aspe:keyoxide.org:SV6D5HHXDXRTZQFNHXCRKROQZA
lewd account@afterdark
pronouns.pagehttps://en.pronouns.page/@tekeous
✨starlight ghost✨Apr 12
Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️Apr 12
About as sharp as a bag of wet mice
✨starlight ghost✨Apr 12

I updated my fitness regimen

https://nicolas.lol/fitness/

fitness

Tools & equipment Liftin’(iOS) for tracking workout data Barbell cushion Lifting straps Ankle cuffs for lateral raises and glute kickbacks Barbell …

✨starlight ghost✨Jan 6
having a homicidal combat doll with three headmates in their system named Cerberus that guards the gates of my house
✨starlight ghost✨Jan 2
Where’s the void at I gotta scream real quick
✨starlight ghost✨Jan 2

Fuck body hair

Shaving is expensive/dangerous/time consuming/most razors suck, or cut your skin too easily

Nair only lasts a few days and smells atrocious, and is time consuming

Epilating is time consuming and painful

Waxing is time consuming, messy, painful, expensive if you go to salon

Laser is expensive, time consuming

Electrolysis is painful, time consuming, expensive as they jab a needle into EVERY HAIR FOLLICLE

Why can’t I just push a button or take a pill and all hair except what’s on my head just goes fwooof! and falls off

✨starlight ghost✨Dec 31

epilator instructions are so funny
- this product pulls your hair out
- it will hurt
- it hurts
- we know, it hurts
- it will get better the more you use it
- also, it will hurt
- your skin will look like shit for a while because you pulled all your hair out
- your skin will look better in the morning

The store didn’t even have a shelf spot for them so I think these have a high dissatisfaction rate lmao

✨starlight ghost✨Dec 25
You look like you could use a festive collar with some bells on it  🔔
✨starlight ghost✨Dec 23
Unfortunately, due to the current financial climate, “free use” will be discontinued immediately and replaced by “paid use”. Thank you for your understanding.
✨starlight ghost✨Dec 21
the cool thing about being nonbinary and going by nico is I can be a nicolas or a nicole and I don’t have to change my name from nico hehe
✨starlight ghost✨Dec 18