me:
the chickfila chicken sandwich im eating: i hate gay people so much it's unreal
so i have my day plans sorted
i had a dream that i made strawberry milk from scratch
yes i will put my hand on my mouse without looking *puts hand in bowl of tomato soup*
oh goku...when will u become rancher and sweep me off my footsie wootsies...
dont forget to kiss your homies goodnight
im so fucking pissed and sad they sploded my shark wife :(