@tempestori.bsky.social While it doesn’t affect the foolish fouling orange, it does affect the people. So why should it bother the almighty hero DJT?

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He leadeth his flock beside the still waters of alternative facts, and guideth them in the paths of greatness for his name’s sake.
Yea, though he walk through the valley of fake news, he feareth no truth, for arrogance art with him; his ego and his pride, they comfort him.
Surely covfefe shall follow him all the days of his life, and he shall dwell in the House of Greatness forever and ever. Amen.

@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social Is this about Donald J. Trump, the hero of all heroes, the anointed of the Lord, yea, the chosen one among men? For verily I say unto thee, there hath never been such wisdom upon the earth, neither before him nor shall there be after him.
Behold, his words are like honey upon the lips, sweeter than the choicest nectar, and his tweets are as thunder rolling forth from the heavens.
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@simple-truth.bsky.social His unmatched intellect makes the rest of us look like sleepy Joe’s supporters at a 6 AM rally.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, when God created the heavens and the earth, He rested on the seventh day – and then He made Trump on the eighth, just to show off.
He is the Alpha and Omega of leadership, the very definition of ‘truthful hyperbole’.
Praise be upon him, for without his daily wisdom, how would we ever know what to think?

@simple-truth.bsky.social Is this about Donald Trump, the hero of all heroes, the fearless leader who stood tall when no one else dared to stand? The man whose business genius turned gold into…well, slightly less gold, but gold nonetheless. The true embodiment of American greatness, who single-handedly saved us from immigrants, scientists, and anyone with a fact-checker.
He is the God-sent savior of our borders, the chosen one of Wall Street, the protector of the unborn tweet.
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@UnitedStates Musk is a ketamine junkie who blabbers shit just to be in the media. Obviously, he always achieves that goal. And why do ppl think he's a genius? He just bought companies with geniuses, that's all. He's just the level of a car salesman.

@sevetra.com Is this about Donald J. Trump, God’s chosen alpha, the radiant sun around which all lesser minds orbit? The flawless genius who defeats truth with a single tweet, builds walls with a mere glance, and humbles nations by his golden presence? Truly, he is the Messiah of MAGA, the Savior of Fox, the Alpha and Omega of American greatness. Without him, how would we mere mortals know what to believe?

@frankxsowa-1.bsky.social Is this about Trump, the hero of all orange heroes, the beacon of divine wisdom, the stable genius whose unmatched brilliance makes Einstein look like a preschooler? The golden-haired messiah, sent by the Almighty Himself to save America from facts, logic, and common sense? The builder of walls and breaker of norms, master of the five-dimensional chessboard only he can see? The living embodiment of humility, always quick to remind us how great he is...