Wonder how many hundreds of millions trump criminal organisation made on his most current threat. 5m oil futures chart.

#marketmanipulation #epsteinwar #trades

Stable genius.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."

Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."

Mar 11: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."

Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."

Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."

Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."

Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."

Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."

Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: No major quote

Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote

Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."

Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

credit: u/BaconManDan9 #iran #epsteinwar

The most appealing victims of #Ai is not the #environment #power or loss of #copyright...

...its the disappearance of #robotgirls
Its hard to be a #robotgirl when all the kool kids hate on you.

Spill some oil for the vanishing robotgirls clankers!

Data shows that #3iAtlas is definitely not a comet, it does not behave like a comet ever has, and the papers reporting the data have given up on trying to match the data into existing comet models.

Every #comet ever observed has its fast outgassing on the sunlit side, pointing away from the Sun. That's thermally mandatory, the hot side produces faster gas, and the gas moves away from the heat source. Decades of data across dozens of comets all show the same pattern. The fast exhaust is always anti-sunward.
3I has it reversed. The fast exhaust is sunward. That directly contradicts thermal sublimation physics.

💥There's no natural heating model that produces faster gas toward the thing heating you💥

The exhaust velocity is also wrong. At 3I's solar distance, every comet on record produces gas at 0.7–0.8 km/s. 3I is at 0.37. Half speed. The CO₂ mass explanation accounts for the number, but no comet has ever shown a CO₂-dominated exhaust profile sustained through perihelion like this. Comets that are CO₂-rich still show water taking over as they get close to the Sun because water ice sublimates aggressively at those temperatures.

The sulfur depletion is also unprecedented. Every comet carries hydrogen sulfide.
💥Every single one💥

3I has none detectable, below the floor of any known cometary measurement.
And the water production at 900% of surface capacity with a locked output temperature that doesn't respond to solar heating: no comet does that either.

Nothing about this object's perihelion behaviour is consistent with any comet ever observed.

World's space agencies have all the data consistent with an #alien #techsignature #interstellar vessel.
#space #solarsystem #visitors #astronomy

Yeah nah, nothing really matters...
... Anyone can see.

A giant dick icebergo off the coast of #dildo

I refuse to factcheck this
Its canon now.

Its also worth noting, that when a non-gravitational acceleration was observed in the #3iatlas data, lateral rather than towards the sun as with all #comet
JPL 'fixed' the data by changing it by the maginiture of 6. Thats SIX TIMES. To make this course correction look normal.

They have only done this a couple of days after the anomalous course correction was brought to their attention.

This course correction was actually what pushed the "comet" into Jupiter gravity capture zone. A 1/26000 chance event.

NB. I am not claiming that 3iAtlas "comet" entered Jupiters orbit, its moving too fast for that and there is no data for such a claim.
Its just one more 'anomaly' in a list of 50 anomalies that make this object behave exactly like a comet does not.

#Astronomy #techsignature #space