Marrakech, mon amour.♥️

However, today I'm in Kent for my thrilling new academic post...

Jamaica, the Bahamas, Puerto Rico, and Trinidad are the only places in the world where brackish dinoflagellates glow when agitated.

Last night I illuminated the bay as I swam within a bioluminescent aurora borealis. I didn't realize that one of the most enchanting nights of my life would glow Cherenkov blue.

If we treated dating like academic job interviews:

To apply for the role of Mr Dr Alexis-Martin please provide a statement of achievement that explains why you should be considered, a realistic & feasible five-year relationship plan, & demonstrate aptitude across twenty key competencies.

The role of Mr Dr Alexis-Martin is initially temporary, with the possibility of permanence. However, no prior candidate has reached this stage.

Please note that unsuccessful applicants will be ignored.

Ate a Colombian breakfast, was proposed to by several ancient Cubans in Little Havana, giggled at the signs telling people not to feed the crocodiles, found a spooky foot, was chased by a bad tempered chihuahua, and walked for ten miles.

#academiclife

I've left dreary old England for sunnier climes. Does anyone want to give me tenureship somewhere between the tropics? 😍

#Miami #academiclife #partytime