I made a last minute purchase of favourite chocolates as a Christmas gift for someone. Paid for express postage etc.

Got a message that the parcel would arrive while I was at kiddos final assembly this morning so marked to put it in a safe place. Ten minutes later I get the notification that the parcel has been “delivered”.

I get halfway home and get notified again that the parcel has been delivered and the attached image is the safe location it was put in.

I looked everywhere. No fucking parcel. Delivery cunt has clearly decided they want the parcel more than I do. So fuck me and the $80 I spent to get a small amount of chocolate posted express for a gift.

Bought/ate this snickers tart today and it was very good.   

Description from the cafe: “Dolce de leche and mascarpone mousse, chocolate ganache and salted peanut caramel in a chocolate tart shell.”