221 Followers
232 Following
445 Posts

Professor, editor, writer, poet, hack. I write. I teach. I eat. I sleep. Married. Kids. Mortgage. Debt. Another old white guy. Otherwise, I got nuthin'.

Also check out my secondary profile on social.vivaldi.net: @mwschmeer

Me & Alfred Roanokehttps://meandalfredroanoke.wordpress.com
notes from a poemnauthttps://mwschmeer.vivaldi.net
Poem Shotshttps://poemshots.wordpress.com
Pronounshe/him

on predestination

there is no plan
beyond just this:
bees for honey,
flies for shit.

#badmicropoetry #poetry

no one prays
to the god of
sporks except
drunks at KFC
& even then the
slaw goes every-
where but home

#badmicropoetry #poetry

Boosting this post because I'll be damned I didn't catch myself nodding my head in agreement as I read:

https://frankchimero.com/blog/2025/selling-lemons/

Frank Chimero · Selling Lemons

Frank Chimero’s Personal Website

outskirts math

+
first fall morning:
driveway cat unfurls
beneath Ford F150

-
sauce, sauce, squirrel
Cadet Cub circles
battered apple trees

x
morning splits air
lawn gurgles sludge:
septic tank leakage

÷
across the creek
my father's razor
rusts in silence

#badmicropoetry #poems

"Lists are how we fight chaos with ballpoint pens."
--Mira Ptacin

https://longreads.com/2025/07/15/eight-limes-no-more-found-lists-poetry/

Eight Limes, No More: The Accidental Poetry of Found Lists

A found list is a rare analog window into someone else’s needs—an accidental autobiography, a blank space to be filled with one’s imagination.

Longreads

tree on roof:
squirrels scurry
as chainsaws growl

#badmicropoetry #poetry

a drop of ink

spreads out
in a glass
of water;
a log rots
in the woods
& the universe
expands in
whatever
cradle rocks
the universe
to dreaming
while babies
sleep & light-
houses break
beneath waves,
salt drying on
so many cheeks.

#badmicropoetry #poetry

Utah Hockey Club spent so much money on marketing research they couldn't afford an extra s.

#hockey