Mastodawn

I’d be part of a non-aggressive neopagan commune. I’d be the candlemaker and baker, and marry the sexy beekeeper, and together we’d be responsible for all things sweetness and light.

Spandau Ballet - To Cut A Long Story Short
Oingo Boingo - No One Lives Forever
Boots Randolph - Yakety Saks

#CommuneFuture

muscleslave1 Feb 8

This may seem a grim sort of Desert Island Discs ripoff, but when the world governments collapse and we’re all forced to form communes to survive, what will your commune be like, and what jobs would you have (and fine, what three pieces of music would you take)?

#CommuneFuture

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muscleslave1 Dec 4

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muscleslave1 Dec 4

Part 2
I submitted a request for replacement through their text-only online support page, and offered (these) photographs if requested by email, since I couldn’t attach them. Got a nice email requesting the photos. So I replied, and got this.

muscleslave1 Dec 4

I have never striven to be a social media influencer (and I’m old and curmudgeonly enough to think those people should get real jobs). But this is more of a “buyer beware.” I really like my Ecobee Snart Thermostat (we went anti-Nest after the Googlization), but I strongly advise against their subscription filter service. Shitty quality and packed in pizza-grade boxes with no corner reinforcement. These are what they call “premium,” BTW

muscleslave1 Nov 13

I can’t wait to have Master’s fist inside me again. This isn’t to scale, by the way; Master could never get his fist inside my Bundt (as opposed to my butt).

I miss him so much. But it’s a good ache.

muscleslave1 Oct 8

Today housemate flew to England for three months with his family — husband and husband’s exwife.

Tonight is for introspection, remembering how it feels when no one else is here. Respecting the quiet.

Tomorrow, the fuck machine returns to the dining room. It’s gonna be a one man Caligula up in here.

muscleslave1 Oct 1

Here’s a wayback. Great Wall of China, Nov 2006 (I think; maybe 05). I had hair!

muscleslave1 Sep 28, 2025

https://music.apple.com/us/album/flesh-n-blood/1443994008?i=1443994021

Theme of the week gone by.

muscleslave1 Sep 28, 2025

With a good friend at Shelly’s Back Room, last weekend. (With all the flashback pics lately just a PSA that I have a beard.