Mueller

@muellero2
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Coffee, Programming, nature and Love every taste of music etc
What i DoComedian, Artist, student and Coder.
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professionally overthinking
emotionally buffering…

#comedy #humour

Sie sagen Vergleich ist der Dieb der Freude, aber hast du schon versucht, den Untergang zu doomscrolling? Das ist wie Freude, in einer Gasse überfallen zu werden...

#humor #comedy

I’m not lazy, I’m just in a long-term, emotionally committed relationship with procrastination.

#comedy #humour

self awareness is a curse because now i know i’m cringe while being cringe.

#comedy

happy new year
full of cheer
set big goals
lost motivation by january third.

#comedy

free will is real. the choices are bad.

#comedy

i love routines. hate maintaining them

#comedy #tryingtobefunny

not feeling anything is the real emergency, and being bored is just the siren.

#humour #funny #comedy

every time i go online i lose two brain cells and gain three hyper specific obsessions.

#comedy #humour #selfaware #tryingtobefunny

December is that weird month where I’m supposed to reflect on my year...
but if my brain was a slideshow, half the slides are missing
and the other half are just me eating snacks and being lazy

#comedy #funny #humour #lol