Jon Haile

@mrheist
64 Followers
641 Following
385 Posts
I edit videos! I cook food! I watch movies! I play video games! I drink bourbon! I probably do other stuff sometimes, too!
Profile picA fella with sweet-ass mutton chops (me!) stares suspiciously into a mirror. He holds a camera on a gimbal in one hand, and takes this very photo on a phone held in the other.
Header picClose-up shot of an element from an old pinball machine that lights up to read “Cheezy bonus when lit”
Letterboxd Profilehttps://boxd.it/1e0Xl
Jon Haile5d ago
Randahl FinkMar 13
Those who keep complaining that wind turbines do not work when the winds are not blowing, just realized that oil does not work when the Hormuz Strait is not open.
Jon Haile6d ago
Shafer BrownMar 12

board game night portrait (2019)

#illustration #catsofMastodon #cats #boardgames

Jon HaileMar 12
JPFeb 21, 2024
[RoboCop (1987) voice] This Is Your Last Free Article.
Jon HaileMar 8

Look, I think people who take down their Christmas decorations the week after Christmas are psychopaths

But I fully realize there are people who would think the same of me, the guy who’s starting to un-deck the halls now, in this, the first week of March

Jon HaileMar 7
Macintosh ThemesMar 5
Amora - David Lanham
Jon HaileMar 5
My brain was being pulled in too many directions this morning and I almost wrote “Happy Bathroom” on a card for a coworker
Jon HaileFeb 8
they/them might be giants ☭Feb 7
Be the wrench you want to see in the works.
Jon HaileFeb 6
Chris HeilmannFeb 4
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
Jon HaileJan 26
Helvetica BlancJan 25
Abolish ICE!
For your printer, in both color and black and white.
Jon HaileJan 22
Lucie / minuteJan 21

Remember "don't print this email" in signatures that was a bit cringe? It doesn't feel that cringe anymore in retrospect. I'm doing an experiment now with this new email signature :D Anyone doing something similar? Could it catch on?

edit: BTW please absolutely steal/modify this idea if you want!