Mr. Pauling

@mr_pauling
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Tumblr got fucked so i shitpost here now
pussy?Gucci
level of gay:pansexual transman
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Mr. PaulingJan 15, 2019
Every Xmas the Hot Chocolate meme from the Polar Express pops up again. It's super funny to me because I've NEVER seen that movie and it super confuses me every year 😂
Mr. PaulingJan 14, 2019
Fuck me, nothing churns my stomach like sexy foot stuff. Lady poured a drink down her leg and dude stuck her foot in his mouth to catch it all
Mr. PaulingJan 14, 2019
They may have to revoke my gay card because a hot lady in this movie came out dancing with a snake and all I could think of was what a pretty ball python that is
Mr. PaulingJan 13, 2019
Happy tax season! Here's some great info for y'all
Mr. PaulingJan 12, 2019
Real men let me fuck em to the Wiggles
Show threadMr. PaulingJan 5, 2019
@Gddr6
😏😏😏😏 You. I like you.
Mr. PaulingJan 5, 2019
You know what's valid?
Slime guys and gals
Show threadMr. PaulingJan 5, 2019
@aravas
Jokes on you because I'm American and ugly anyways.
We uggos don't got TIME for that beauty shit. Seriously, how do people have that much time??
Show threadMr. PaulingJan 5, 2019
@Gddr6
Right?? It just seems like it'd be so damn satisfying. Keep my slime boy well hydrated, plastic on the furniture, the ideal SO 😏
Show threadMr. PaulingJan 5, 2019
@aravas
Your worst critic is you. Don't even got to send me a selfie cause I know you be looking CUTE as HELL rn