I decided to skim the new declaration from the Vatican on the way to work..

Apparently I've been dressing fem wrong. According to this, I'm supposed to pretend to be god while I do it.

Thanks Mr. Pope, I will try harder next time!

The only app I have that just randomly turns my mic on throughout the day (and presumably records my private conversations) is LINE.

Shit is sketchy AF but also indispensable for living in #Japan...

Literally as my girlfriend sends me a web link regarding laser hair removal, I look out the train window and there's a fake train station sign saying the next stop is Subesube 😂

Japanese for "smooooth"

Wtf universe

Fuji, from the train I'm on right now.

#fuji #japan

VR in Japan.

#japan #vr #女装 #舞妓

In Kyoto they told me that I can't wander outside and take photos dressed as a Maiko like the other tourists, because I'm of the wrong gender.

So we took it to the streets of #Tokyo and did it ourselves.

#maiko #japan #shibuya #halloween #kimono #東京 #舞妓 #和装 #女装 #渋谷

This was called "namida maki" (tear roll).

I don't think it's well known. It looks deceivingly like kappa maki (cucumber roll), but it's sliced wasabi.

It's not spicy at first, but the more you masticate the more you macerate the plant tissues, releasing spicyness. #japan

My girlfriend was evidently so moved by my Maiko stunt, she had a logo made for my birthday!?!! #japan

Somehow this jeffu-maiko thing seems like it's going to be a reoccurring theme in my life 😅