Moritz Dietz

@moritzdietz
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I’m a Platform Engineer and do Cyber Security things on the side for a living.
- V important: Dogs are good y'all!
- Loves smooth and fun UI animation

- I *will* fight you if you don't write proper documentation!

Previously: @sophos
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it is curious how many people feel they need to ask me why #curl is not moving off #GitHub

The cold and boring answer is money. GitHub sponsors us with a crapload of CI infra that there is no other company even close to doing.

So while they may be an AI-first delusional company, they help our project so much more than all other hosting sites combined.

It would be reckless and irresponsible of us to ignore this.

Very nais

Gyozilla meets Jurassic Pork 🦕🥟🦖

(suddenly I'm very hungry after watching this!)

Kid2: they have health potions but not mental-health potions

Me: uh, coffee??

Kid1: that’s just haste with a side of anxiety

@rmondello just received this per E-Mail. HUK is one of the largest insurers in Germany with 13M customers.
Holy shit I did not expect KPop Demon Hunters to be *this* good! Damn.
Every once in a while I remember this childhood memory or a freshly baked nut cake our neighbor used to make. I love reliving this memory in my head. We all shared a fresh slice of cake and enjoyed the sunshine before playing in the garden again. A very peaceful memory.

You work at Microsoft. It is 1999. You are in a meeting where an executive is telling you the Recycle Bin needs to be tilted to the right.

You work at Microsoft. It is 2007. You are in a meeting where an executive is telling you the Recycle Bin needs to be tilted to the left.

You work at Microsoft. It is 2020. You are in a meeting where an executive is telling you the Recycle Bin needs to be facing straight ahead

Huge congratulations to Nico Hulkenberg for his first ever podium victory!! 👏👏👏🎉
I basically stood on the couch whilst watching the last couple of laps cheering him on. #formula1