@moogal

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Unintentional dickhead. Tech lead at an e-commerce company (but this profile is personal, blah blah blah). Theme park nut, rower, comedy fan, like a bit of gardening and baking (not at the same time, nobody wants muddy cakes or floury flowers). Quite sweary. Also available on Bluesky and Instagram, sporadically posting to whichever I'm most in the mood for. Neurospicy/Gay-Ace-ish.
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Regexes, I've had a few...
@maleo.uk That's impressive levels of self control.
@mattymedlyn Kate Bush has a lot to answer for

@af I do miss the jumbo-sized M&S ones that they did last year all the way through to around Autumn-time. Those were delicious.

(they all fuck up my lactose intolerance but they're good enough to put up with it)

@af I don't know, I don't have a packet handy to check ingredients.
@af The Aldi ones are also very good.

@kanec Google's one is the same.

"Hey Google, is it going to rain here today?"

"Yes. Today in [location] rain will start at 11pm and continue until 5am."

@af TIL there's a nursery rhyme called Hot Cross Bun...
@af Is she coming down the chimney?
@Kilometer780 I wouldn't be surprised if Trading Standards have been cut to the bone over the years by successive governments, and now have one guy covering all of Scotland.