Michael McGuire

@monocularvision
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Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.
ICYMI: looks like Apple’s verification servers are down. It means no new installs of Enterprise-signed apps.

It’s no secret I’ve been working on some sort of music app for iOS, but I’m making it official.

Say hello to Groove. A local-first music player for people who love music. Coming soon!

Most importantly, full credit for the name Groove goes to @davidbures

https://grooveplayer.app/

#music #ditchstreaming #iphone

Groove - Local Music Player

RE: https://mastox.eu/@AssalRad/116184935989502243

Ah yes; the shadowy Jewish cabal running the world. No anti-semitism here! No sir-y.

Just spent an hour prompting the Codex agent in Xcode 26.3 attempting to create the beginnings of a basic Note taking app and no matter what I do when I tap Create Document I get the same error and it seems incapable of fixing it. So that’s my experience so far.
The “Scrubs” reboot is way better than it has any right to be.
Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie is the funniest and most original movie I have seen in years. An absolute delight. Disappointing it isn’t more successful.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@JulianOliver/115998148761323898

This is exactly the sort of thing that flies through Mastodon because of confirmation bias.

If you read the article, you see there is no confirmation that the actions alleged by the plaintiffs took place. What you see is Google settling this lawsuit for a pretty small number compared to what they would spend on a full case and all the embarrassing discovery that would take place.

In which the writer describes how competition saves him money and that’s why he hates capitalism: https://www.caseyliss.com/2026/1/23/i-hate-everything-but-especially-capitalism
I Hate Everything, but Especially Capitalism

Your reward for letting me rant is a tip on how to save money on your cell plan.

Liss is More
Due to our architecture and a bug in the Swift Compiler, I really need a way to mark an enum as “always stored on the heap”. Would save me so many workarounds.

Every feel like your job is just a series of side quests?

Like I plan on going and slaying some dragon ravaging the hillsides but instead most of my time is finding some villager’s lost harp in the woods.