always loved be yourself because ive never mastered being anyone else.

You can sing toot boost riot to Zoot Suit Riot and nobody'll stop you.

i’m here for two reasons only
to make friends and chew gum
and i brought enough gum for everyone!

i put out for sex.

how I read your toots

If he isn’t trimmed down there, call that a slaw dog

missing the days when my bladder didn’t wake me up in the middle of the night

my followers list is a virtual who's, who the fuck is this

strong-willed submissives are bound and determined

raising a glass for our bluesky friends who haven’t moved yet, still pretending its different over there.