Ministerofimpediments

@ministerofimpediments
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Professional problem solver. Reader of logs. Technical realist.
@vagina_museum
…and, appropriately for the Vagina museum, just like any 9 year old you look over and wonder “wow…how did that…fit through that?”
@latenightlinux listened to the podcast and there is actually a pretty simple/effective way to shut down the Ai-rewrite/relicense issue. Have someone try that with Adobe (or the deep pockets software company of your choice). Picking on people without the resources to contest the problem is just like the scammers who target the elderly.
Bringing in a bigger fish gives you either; a favorable ruling or…free Adobe…
@dgar it should just be a red circle…
@LoganFive “…we have been able to monetize the void by providing a 1-click process to record your scream and send it out whenever you want…or alternatively…to have it go out on a preset schedule. We are also exploring having an Ai agent do the screaming for you in your choice of dialect. We’re targeting a $5-15 per month recurring fee…more for the agent. We should be able to leverage our share of the void via scream volume and thereby limit free screaming.” [unknown VC pitch meeting]
@lowqualityfacts
…and do you know when most people’s BK burger is cooked? 9-10 am. Their burgers are (maybe were but I doubt it changed) cooked, then put (together) into a drawer full of partially cooked patties. When you order one they flop one onto the grill for the grill marks and then onto the bun. Enjoy!
PS…don’t ask about the coffee. I highly doubt that has changed either.
PPS…it’s not coffee.
Watched US vs Mexico #baseball #WBC2026 …good to see Harper in mid-season form…terrible. Keep collecting those paychecks.

@greenpeace
Well…I can honestly say what you are likely to get is none.
But they’ll certainly kill the last three to grift money for the first three…

…and that was always the plan.

@NewsDesk “…and, shockingly, if you jump in a pool of water you get wet…”

He’s one of the few people who could look at *your* watch and, assuming he didn’t steal it, lie to you about what time it is.

@moira
…I’d honestly pay money to see the maker ride it. I mean how often do you get a guaranteed train wreck? The possibility of bodily harm, collision, and a possible fire? That sentiment is literally what keeps NASCAR in business. (Come for the racin’, stay for the crashin’)
@lowqualityfacts …you only rent beer anyway.