My next door neighbour regularly and noisily clears his throat in a style reminiscent of Phil Collins' vocal in the middle of 'Mama'. Whenever he does I stand by the back door and loudly sing the verse/chorus but I don't think he's got the reference yet. The thick, gross bastard.

Every day the news is like, “Mayor Mamdani launches new program to retrofit orphan crushing machines into billionaire crushing machines and also the Supreme Court decided 6-3 that corporations can poison everything, extract resources from everywhere, and can’t be held liable for anything at all ever. Plus BIPOC and queer people are even more illegaler”

Setting my out of office reply message

germans: “uuuuuhhh, we don’t really have proper high-speed rail!!!!”
also germans:

We just increased the maximum number of pinned chats from 4 to 10, so you can show 6 more people how much you love what they have to say.

GOOD NEWS! For the first time, people in the US got more of their electricity from solar than coal for the month of May. Change is possible ☀️💚

We don't have a skills gap. We have a "why would I do that for this salary" gap.