Mike Olson

@mikeolson
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Ex-Illustra, Sleepycat, Cloudera. Currently: Board member at Cityside. Working on: Climate. Politics.

Not a tech bro.

Mediumhttps://maolson.medium.com/
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Githubhttps://github.com/maolson0/
Not a Tech Brohttps://not-a-tech-bro.ghost.io/

Just saw Project Hail Mary. Loved the book. Loved the movie.

Two thumbs up!

That's a movie joke.

This six-part retrospective on Azure's reliability and security problems is excellent. Sure, there are deep technical problems. Critically, though, there were deeper Microsoft problems. The organization wasn't able to recognize, understand or fix itself.

https://isolveproblems.substack.com/p/how-microsoft-vaporized-a-trillion

How Microsoft Vaporized a Trillion Dollars

Inside the complacency and decisions that eroded trust in Azure—from a former Azure Core engineer.

Axel’s Substack

In 1991, a subatomic particle traveling *just* under the speed of light — and I do mean "just" — slammed into Earth's atmosphere with the energy of a major league basebal pitch!

But... where did it come from? And how?

A thing I wrote:

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/where-did-the-oh-my-god-particle-come-from/

Where did the ‘Oh-My-God’ particle come from?

A single subatomic particle from deep space had the same energy as a baseball pitch, and scientists still don’t know how it got here

Scientific American
The quest for immortal rice just got a huge boost

A gene tweak lets rice regrow after harvest, opening the door to multi-year crops that could dramatically transform agriculture’s climate impact.

Anthropocene

I banged out FORTRAN code on the keypunches in the basement of Evans Hall, showed up late nights to take backups of the machines Bill Joy and Bob Fabry were using to make BSD on 4, learned some deep CS from faculty on the ground floor, hung in the Math Library on 1 and wrote a huge pile of POSTGRES in 608-3 and 608-11.

That concrete monstrosity means a lot to me. Super excited about the Gateway. Still...

https://www.dailycal.org/news/campus/4-floors-of-evans-hall-to-be-vacated-by-fall-2026-departments-move-into-new/article_a2a0b2dd-407f-4cfa-ba81-2b34fdc4cb40.html

4 floors of Evans Hall to be vacated by fall 2026, departments move into new campus buildings

The residing departments, programs and classrooms are mainly relocating to two soon-to-be-completed buildings: the Undergraduate Academic Building and The Gateway building.

Daily Cal | Berkeley news

1. GenAI is probably going to impact us but how? Nobody knows.
2. The worst thing about GenAI isn't the technology, it's the shitty people: https://karlbode.com/the-problem-with-ai-is-shitty-human-beings [<must-read]
3. We can’t have a grown-up conversation on the subject because the trillion-dollar bet’s fear+greed pressure crowds out truth.
4. When the bubble pops, the shitty people will melt away. Then we can maybe figure it out.
5. We so *SO* need that bubble to pop. Next week would be ideal.

#GenAI

The Problem With AI Is Shitty Human Beings

The problem with AI isn't going to be Skynet. It's going to be amoral extraction class assholes applying half-cooked automation at scale onto deeply broken sectors in exploitative ways in a country too corrupt to have functioning regulators.

The Fine Print*
It's got to be pretty embarrassing to be Attorney General and getting fired by a convicted felon.
Building the UQBAR Clock

Last year, the owners of UQBAR Café in West Berkeley invited me to build a metric clock for their restaurant. I’ve been preoccupied with…

Medium

I've been working on this project for a while. Two posts about it: One, describing the clock I built for the restaurant my daughter owns.

https://medium.com/@maolson/the-uqbar-clock-240c929fdc1d

1/2

The UQBAR Clock!

I built a clock for UQBAR, my favorite café in Berkeley, California. Full disclosure: My daughter and son-in-law, Jennie and Benji Smith…

Medium

Watching the livestream of the Artemis II launch, I just witnessed one of the astronauts type in the password on their tablet while sitting in the capsule on camera.

#ArtemisII #Artemis #Artemis2 #NASA #InfoSec #cybersecurity #OpSec #Privacy #SpaceExploration