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Mike

@mikemacleod@infosec.exchange

70 Followers

166 Following

477 Posts

Toronto based human. All views my cat’s.

Mike Mar 29, 2024

UnclePJ Mar 29, 2024

I read somewhere that Fitbits are just modern day Tamagotchis and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep healthy is just you. I think about that a lot.

Mike Feb 14, 2024

Euan 2025 Feb 12, 2024

Eric Idle being the best surviving Python

Mike Jan 15, 2024

DocAtCDI Jan 15, 2024

It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad.

It’s a faux pa.

Mike Jan 14, 2024

My wife made rainbow pancakes for the rugrat today. Pretty impressive, if you ask me.

Mike Dec 25, 2023

packetcat Dec 20, 2023

"They Want You To Forget What A Film Looks Like" by Chris Person

https://aftermath.site/true-lies-4k-uhd-blu-ray-james-cameron-peter-jackson-park-road-post

They Want You To Forget What A Film Looks Like - Aftermath

The 4K transfer of True Lies is what happens when a company uses proprietary tech to overwrite and denoise history.

Mike Dec 25, 2023

beetlejuice's ghoulish wife Dec 25, 2023

if you're worried that you're too old to do anything amazing remember that the grinch did not burglarize an entire hamlet overnight until he was fifty three years old

Mike Dec 3, 2023

Meanwhile in Canada Dec 2, 2023

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now we have:

Mike Nov 15, 2023

Cameron MacLeod Nov 14, 2023

The City of Toronto wants to hear from you to help us make recommendations on which bikeways to build, upgrade and study in 2025 to 2027.

Fill out a short survey or use an interactive map to share your thoughts on future bikeways.

https://www.toronto.ca/services-payments/streets-parking-transportation/cycling-in-toronto/cycling-pedestrian-projects/cycling-network-plan/cycling-network-public-input/

#Toronto #TOPoli #BikeTO #CycleTO

Cycling Network 2025-2027 Public Input

Fill out a short survey or use an interactive map to share your thoughts on future bikeways. Comment period ends December 14. The City wants to hear from you to help us make recommendations on which bikeways to build, upgrade and study in 2025 to 2027. Review the information materials explaining why the City […]

City of Toronto

Mike Nov 13, 2023

Mandu 🥟Nov 12, 2023

your pets demand an explanation

Mike Nov 11, 2023

kira :3 Oct 3, 2023

getting fired from apple for printing out little pieces of paper that say ".DS_Store" and leaving them everywhere

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Meanwhile in Canada Dec 2, 2023

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now we have:

@MeanwhileinCanada
Fake. Webbed feet can't grip a branch, or an antler

Park Guy Dec 2, 2023

@Wendelin @MeanwhileinCanada Here in London, walking in the park, I saw 2 geese sitting in a tree 40 feet off the ground so could happen.

@Park_Guy @MeanwhileinCanada Learn something every day, thanks

DEI Dungeon Explorers Dec 2, 2023

@Park_Guy @Wendelin @MeanwhileinCanada Yep, I've seen ducks in trees. 🦆

@Wendelin @MeanwhileinCanada you’re right. I DEMAND ONLY REALITY IN MY MEMES.

Mark Kraft Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Moose are very dangerous.

It's good to see them finally get some sort of early warning alarm.

artisanrox Dec 2, 2023

@KraftTea @MeanwhileinCanada

if these two fight my money's on the goose tho

Jeff Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada What about a puck on a duck? Poutine on Red Green? A Wendigo on a Winnebago? A Canuck in a Chinook?

Word of Mouth Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Which reminds me...

If the plural of mouse is mice, what is the plural of house?

If the plural of goose is geese, what is the plural of moose?

Bernie Pridefully Does It Dec 2, 2023

@notroot @MeanwhileinCanada I remember reading somewhere trustworthy that the plural of house was indeed hice at one point, but I couldn't find it again quickly.

Ro Laren RED57🥄💩🦨🍈🍊🤡Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada

Canada introduces shelf-stable goose with self-delivery service.

AhlbergMikael Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada manipulation, AI, but a good composition and harmony

Rasta Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada
FEAR THE GOOSE!

"What You Talkin' 'Bout Wilber"? #LOL

The moose appears calm. It's the goose that bites

Jeff Dec 2, 2023

@Rasta @MeanwhileinCanada The moose knows it can shake off a car crash. The goose has "little dog" syndrome.

Rasta Dec 2, 2023

@cynical13 LOL, I've *walked* with a large moose. On the Skyline trail in Cape Breton (Before digital photography) about twenty people in a loose gaggle were hiking back out the long trail, when a moose stepped on to the path. Paused, looked at us, we bunched up and stood still. He advanced, and we advanced. I pulled out a VHS Tape camera to capture a shaky grainy look at him
https://mstdn.ca/@Rasta/111472694999222748
@MeanwhileinCanada

Rasta (@Rasta@mstdn.ca)

Attached: 1 video So, you're a #MOOSE fan? @mooseandriosmom@mindly.social Lots of those in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. Hikers walk with them along the Skyline trail, pausing and keeping a safe distance while the moose set the pace, hogging the trail It's a poor quality #video I took, before Smartphones were invented. VHS Camera, Max zoom 8x, but he was close enough that I had to wait for him to move to get my video camera out.

Mastodon Canada

Jeff Dec 2, 2023

@Rasta @MeanwhileinCanada My wife is from Anchorage. She has stories from her time there.

Rasta Dec 2, 2023

@cynical13 I've never been, but my sister's godmother lives in Alaska. She invited my sister (and paid all expenses) one time in her life. I've never been to Alaska, or NWT of Canada.
I've been above the arctic circle and up to Happy Valley Goose Bay, but not further on NA continent
WE used to have Mainland moose, haven't seen one in 50 years, but a car hit one last summer near the Sanctuary . We drew tickets to get Moose Hunting licenses in the 70s. But you still see plenty in Cape Breton.

apraxique ⏚Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada c'est une sculpture de @bisonrimant 😲

Bison Dec 2, 2023

@apraxique @MeanwhileinCanada 😁

Floaty Birb Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada I'm a big fan of stacked animals.

Mike S.Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Duck on a Buck???

Allan Chow Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada

Just me, Vince.Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada 🤔🤷😅👍❤📷❤😇s😊

David 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️NB they/them Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Canada is trying to be the most Canada it can be.

Kenneth Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Ba-aaaad...!!!

Hermannus Stegeman Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada 🤩🎉

Dr. Frog Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Let's not forget the frog on a log... in a bog! 🐸

i_give_u_worms Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada
A gander on an antler

Crochetcat Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Both equally fearsome

xs4me2 Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada

Okok, the goose on the moose…. 🤭

DocHolliday Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada we should have known this could happen.

Oregon Wine Woman Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada
😂😹😂😹😂😹

Diane G. Wilson

@MeanwhileinCanada duck on a buck ☺️

sharol Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Partners in crime…

Billwilde Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada

Marc Geffen Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Quack on a Rack.

Max™Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada OH GOD THEY'RE WORKING TOGETHER WE'RE ALL SCREWED THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVACUATE THE PLANET

Gatekeeper..Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada
Who goosed the moose?

pkprotoplasm (MOVED)Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada The only thing that could make this image more Canadian would be the moose saying “sorry”

weakly catlike intelligence Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada duck on a buck

Aviva Gary Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada lol I read that in the voice and everything...

also very cute

not an algorithm Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada It's so stimulating being your hat.

Blippy the Wonder Slug (MOVED)Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada
It's one of the most terrifying combinations a person can encounter. An entire troop is being trained in the northern hinterlands of Saskatchewan by the RCMP.
🇨🇦

Bruce Heerssen Dec 2, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada
North America's most aggressive bird teaming up with North America's deadliest mammal. What could go wrong?

Katiame Dec 3, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Or...

🏳️‍🌈Dec 3, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada This is among the most Canadian things I've seen in a while.

Graham Palmer Dec 3, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Goose on a Moose - on the loose!

The DJ Mr P Dec 3, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada that had just elevated my day. Thank you!

@MeanwhileinCanada or as @fuchsiii may say:

A raptor with frequent traveler status asserting it's dominance over herbivore mammals it allows to exist in it's territory!

Fuchsiii~~~Dec 3, 2023

@kkarhan @MeanwhileinCanada who would win?

Canadian Goose

or

Norwegian Deathmetal Bird

@fuchsiii @MeanwhileinCanada #ImageDescription is missing...

Paul McGrane Dec 3, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada @jann Duck on a Chipmunk

Mori Dec 3, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Duck on a moose doesn’t rhyme… ooh!

ottominati Dec 4, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada plural of goose is geese... plural of moose is....
moose are so awesome they don't need a plural!

@MeanwhileinCanada Shit, they've weaponized the Moose. We're definitely on the brink.

Ruth O’Day Dec 9, 2023

@mike @MeanwhileinCanada
I didn’t think anyone would outdo “Mensch on a Bench”, but these guys did!

Delphi Dec 16, 2023

@MeanwhileinCanada Thank you, your picture brought a smile to my face this morning.