@brianbilston I mean, good luck to you and all that but if anyone would like to read poetastry which will teach you absolutely nothing I am your woman. *TongueInCheekEmoji*
In case anyone is interested, my "avatar" is a placeholder until I can find a reasonable headshot which is under 2mb. It was taken at the Jurassic World Experience. (No, I did not take small children as every other attendee did.)