chipotle can’t wrap a burrito and by coincidence i can’t find the water dispenser
devops. macOS for convenience, porting to all platforms for everyone else’s convenience
🐡 is cool i guess
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I just want to point out that the packing problem becomes greedy automatically, because at high volumes discrete math acts like Calculus
Bad job opportunities be like
MIGHT YOU BE INTERESTED IN THE BELOW???
Physical access is a real bitch. Pair with someone’s BT keyboard and record the first three sequences they try to type in the morning. They’ll eventually login with the system keyboard and repair, and you’ll have their password.
Or Cloud F*****
Cloud Foundry’s Container Runtime is officially pronounced C-f*****
Why is industrial espionage such a problem, Dave?
I don’t know Bob, maybe it has something to do with those company-wide CVE summaries. Your guess is as good as mine.
Don’t call your team fucking DevOps when the JVM is their comfort zone
The consultant is away from the office today. Rather than wait tomorrow, how about YOU demo his work?
Fucking geniuses here.
Having trouble explaining to my team that handing users access to arbitrarily query the db represents a 90’s era DOS attack on our system.