I hope #TomKerridge is getting money for this frankfurter advertising

Today’s discovery

#CityAM accusing #Reform of economic illiteracy.

Completed a full adventure of #BridgeCommand as a captain. I was useless but we still survived. Fun.

If I choose to go to a Health Spa (#Champneys) , it's very kind of #TripAdvisor's #AISlop assistant to suggest popping out for a late night burger or kebab from the local van. Even I would balk at calling it a steakhouse,

If you run wildlife events and are trying to convince me to come along, it's probably best not to call a trip to see a mustelid, "Bears and birds"

Eight years ago the green trees and public space of Euston square were cut down “because they needed the space for a bus terminal”. Now that it’s no longer public it’s being redeveloped as shops, offices and flats. 🤬

Don’t know if it was the biggest trick the devil ever pulled, but sliding capitalism into the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was certainly impressive

Received an invite to an attention deficit show?

Mini celebration over the break. Past its best but still drinkable.