Zendaya is Meechee energy
NBN only send out the finest technicians to fuck with the lines and leave it like this for the weekend.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@film_girl/116207312113330693
This has made me realize that either my blue cones are fucked or the blue pixels on my UltraFine 5k are not keeping up. (not that this is a bad result, just that blue and magenta fall apart much faster than any other colour)
It's been two years since I got a keyboard without symbols on the numbers and I still couldn't tell you which number corresponds to ampersand without just hitting every key between 5 and 9.
An LLM will never get better at coding than me because I'm capricious and my idea of "better" changes on a daily basis.
As an ethical AI user, I begin each session by asking the chatbot to give a stolen data acknowledgement. It is an important first step toward justice.
Absolutely wild to me that handing over banking username and password in plain text is standard process for mortgage broker platforms and anyone else you want to be able to process a bank statement. As usual my accounts for shitposting on the internet have 2 factors, passkeys and OAuth tokens up the wazoo, and the account that could ruin my life if compromised is protected by an SMS (sometimes) and a 4-digit access code that has a randomised keypad input.
Hearing Olympic broadcasters say “screamin’ seaman” will never not be funny to me