Matþew Bowles

@matgb
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Sleep deprived baker, Yorkshire based displaced Devonian
Late 40s ADHD/autistic NB bloke(ish)
Former Games Workshop staff, former school dinnerlady, former policy wonk, currently house husbanding and broke

The letter þ is proper English and is pronounced th

PronounsÞei/Þem/Mat/Matti
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There's even cool infrastructure to admire

#Pylon #Brighouse #CromwellBottom

Nice view down here tho, we should come here more often…

#DogsOfMastodon #Ridley #Brighouse #CromwellBottom

Ew, don't think I want to drink this bit tho…

#DogsOfMastodon #Ridley #Brighouse #CromwellBottom

Ah, I see, I can't get to them. Oh well, time for a drink
#DogsOfMastodon #Ridley #Brighouse #CromwellBottom

I don't care if they can swim and fly, I'm chasing them anyway

#DogsOfMastodon #Ridley #Brighouse #CromwellBottom

So, it's Tuesday which means Ridley gets The Long Walk while Jennie visits parents

Today he decided it's about time we went to the nature reserve

But why can't I chase the ducks Mat?
#DogsOfMastodon #Ridley #Brighouse #CromwellBottom

Ridley wants to know why whining and looking mournfully at grandma's street doesn't make mummy magically appear

#dogsofmastodon

So, need to buy some carpet tack for some basic DIY. Looked at the Wilko website because that's easy walking distance.

Guys? I think someone's taking the P...
https://www.wilko.com/en-uk/wilko-32mm-carpet-tack-50g/p/0160965

it is, without doubt, one of the strangest public art projects I've seen, and I doubt it can in any way be helpful for it's supposed objective but…

it's very cool, and an impressive work. also quite large

it's on tour, if you get the chance it's worth a trip

#KnifeAngel #Bradford

more pics at tumblr:

https://www.tumblr.com/matgb/714957408959643649/matgb-bumblebeebats-so-theres-this-terrifying?source=share

Mat Bowles

We went to see it today! it's weird. but kinda cool. utterly pointless and useless for its stated objective, but as a work of art its fascinating the fuss about UK knife crime always seems to compl…

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Last night Jennie wasn't well so I took Ridley

He tried to take me to see grandma, but it was a bit late so instead he took me down towards the canal

Then detoured to the pub. I used to think the "dog dragged me to the pub" trope was a shit excuse until Mr knows where he wants to go started doing it to me

After much petting he wanted to leave. Got to the door, but—the horror—it's raining. He doesn't like the rain

Literally dragged me back in

Forced to have a second pint

#DogsOfMastodon