Chris Hoffman

@mastomuckle
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I’ve got lots of ideas; not many of them are good.
Pronounshe/him/his
Earlier this week, I watched a swarm of ants consuming the carcass of a praying mantis. Ergo might the body of the clergy pass through the gut of the laboring class.
The PSF applied for a $1.5M grant from the US National Science Foundation (NSF) to make innovative improvements to packaging security—and we were recommended for funding! But as a condition of funding, we were asked to affirm that we wouldn’t undertake any diversity, equity, and inclusion work, whether or not we used the government funds to do so.

You know the answers.

If you're not willing to stand up against it, you can't expect anyone else to either.

We have to stop waiting around for someone to come up with the answers - we need to implement them ourselves.

Reject society: Build community.

Reject competition: Embrace cooperation.

Deny the bastards access to your life: Focus on the people who actually matter to you.

Now.

RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

#GeneralStrike #PermanentStrike

The Python Software Foundation shows more spine than every single tech giant in just one single decision.

> Diversity, equity, and inclusion are core to the PSF’s values

https://pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-funding-statement.html

The PSF has withdrawn a $1.5 million proposal to US government grant program

In January 2025, the PSF submitted a proposal to the US government National Science Foundation under the Safety, Security, and Privacy of Op...

Q: What do you call a trouser snake in the Seine?

A: Eel de Pants

Is it possible to fly a flag at double mast?
Not a lot of people know that Frédéric Chopin's brother Fran was a tennis player. #tennistrivia

Talking to men like they talk to us:

10. Oh that's so cute that you're a male doctor! I really believe that boys can be almost anything they want to be.

9. You own your own business? Boy boss! Now tell the truth, who helped you start it, your mother or your wife?

8. Go home and change into something less slutty. Your suit and tie is very distracting to the women who are actually trying to work.

7. You little army men are adorable! I love your little pixie cuts and matching outfits.

6. Are you kidding? I LOVE men's sports. I watch the NBA *and* the Men's NBA. I even have a copy of Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Men's Basketball. The one with realistic jiggle physics.

5. It's so nice that your wife lets you work. I don't think it's efemulating at all. But how do you manage to balance your little job against your fatherly duty of raising a family?

4. What you don't understand about [topic] is [detail about topic he just told me].

3. You should smile more... [wait for the smile] Good boy.

2. Misandry? I didn't even notice that you're a male, honey. Get over yourself.

1. Hi gals!

“The angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and lifted the lid from the toilet, and sat upon it. His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow: And the angel said, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek your goldfish Bubbles, which was flushed. He is not here: for he is risen.” #bubbleswillrise #Ichthys