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Daughter’s Wedding Joke

Bob was quite emotional at his daughter’s wedding, getting teary-eyed during the ceremony and giving everyone big hugs at the reception, but it wasn’t quite as heartwarming when he fell asleep in the potato salad.

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Mexican Food Joke

Jenny was really into cooking Mexican food so she invited her family over for a special dinner. Everybody commented on how delicious and authentic the food was, especially the hot dogs and sauerkraut. Only one person realized what was going on and asked, “Where are the mashed potatoes, you can’t have a Mexican dinner without mashed potatoes.”

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Difference between a French and English Chef Joke

What’s the difference between a French chef and an English chef? One of them is wearing leg warmers.

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Superhero Power Joke

Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.

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Hand Model Joke

Kelly had always dreamed of being a hand model, which explains her nickname: Lizard Hands.

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True Love Joke

What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.

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