How to buy a birthday present: 1. Pick up the bound jubilee edition of Dune 2. Read the price 3. Faint 4. Pick up the trilogy in pockets 5. Calculate the combined price 6. Realise this is only $5 cheaper 7. Buy the posh version (8. Spend the rest of the month eating cereals)
Alea the Black Cat keeps prank calling on the patio door. She pats on the door as if she wants to go in, and when I open she *nyooms!* away over the fence... 😂