The Magnificent Skinbag

@magskinbag
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motherfucker is still my safeword

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The Magnificent SkinbagMar 27, 2023

how can I express how much I hate meta/facebook?

because me using their shitty platform in a browser isn't good enough—gotta have that app or we don't get all the money!—I can't use their shitty platform in a browser tab on my phone

FUCK YOU MARK: I WILL NEVER, EVER DOWNLOAD YOUR SHITTY SPYWARE ON MY PHONE!

The Magnificent SkinbagMar 25, 2023
just saw where someone had misspelled "stoner" as "stonier" and I think that's going to be in my vocabulary now for the duration
The Magnificent SkinbagMar 21, 2023
Ativan and Ambien Controlled Release is the match made in sleep heaven
The Magnificent SkinbagMar 21, 2023
Anyone who uses the word woke unironically, as a pejorative can safely be considered a total fucking moron
The Magnificent SkinbagMar 20, 2023
if you are in charge of headlines and you post one that is a question, you are—I'll brook no disagreement here—an idiot: please just work a tiny bit harder ffs
The Magnificent SkinbagMar 20, 2023
certainly haven’t said fuck or fucking enough in public today (if that’s even possible)
The Magnificent SkinbagMar 20, 2023

I love it here, but threading sucks

it DOES, shut up, you’re wrong (or show me I’m wrong)

The Magnificent SkinbagMar 20, 2023
r/mildlyinteresting is consistently the best subreddit for me, if that tells you how fucking pathetic things have gotten over here
The Magnificent SkinbagMar 20, 2023
just learned that the New Hampshire “Live Free or Die” license plates are made by incarcerated inmates and that just fucking figures, doesn’t it?
The Magnificent SkinbagMar 11, 2023

they can’t stop us—they can only slow us down

they know this, deep down, and that’s why the crazy has ratcheted up