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Legal humor. Seriously.
by Kevin Underhill
(Pictured: me discussing the Spanish woman who claimed she owned the Sun)
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Assorted Stupidity #167

In this edition: things are getting stupider all the time.

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Lawmaker Wants to Regulate Self-Checkout Lanes

Unfortunately not to regulate them out of existence.

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Official State Crap: Iowa

Official state motto: We Squat Atop Missouri.

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House Advertised as “Not Haunted”

You can’t prove it is! (Or that it isn’t.)

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Cease-and-Desist Letter Fails to Prevent Competing “World Naked Bike Ride”

https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/10/cease-and-desist-letter-fails-to-prevent-wnbr.html

Cease-and-Desist Letter Fails to Prevent Competing “World Naked Bike Ride”

It was only trying to prevent use of the name.

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Alleged Tax Dodger Says It’s a “Legitimate Snail-Farming Operation”

Is this the first snail-farming tax-exemption case ever? Nope.

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This 2019 post ("Man Convicted of Lynching Self") that I randomly came across while searching for something else just made me laugh, even though I'm the one who wrote it, and I hereby declare that this is sufficient reason to offer the link again:

https://www.loweringthebar.net/2019/11/man-convicted-of-lynching-self.html

Man Convicted of Lynching Himself

It’s almost like some people don’t know what the word means.

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Ninth Circuit Revives Nevermind Cover Baby’s Frivolous Lawsuit

No longer a baby, but somehow still a plaintiff.

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