Kwisatz Haterade

@lowbeyonder
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119 Following
579 Posts

An uneven mix of aimless ramblings, makeup selfies, and screaming into the void. 🏳️‍⚧️💋👠

May be occasionally NSFW. I'm not entering my slut era, I'm just exiting my hiding-it era.

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LocationIreland
Oh and that aren't also a thousand bucks. I'm willing to pay for quality there are lines that must be drawn.

Once again, I would really love it if I could find some cute heeled sandals that are good quality, _actually fit_ (as opposed to "I can tolerate them for an hour or two"), and won't tear up my feet, from someone other than (checks notes) Pleasers.

Not that I don't like their shoes! But the streets of Dublin are not kind to 8" stilettos and I need a middle ground!

Summer morning #selfie (before the sun disappears at random the way it's been doing the last few days.)

I keep trying different things with highlighter - this time I layered some Nyx liquid illuminator, set with radiant-finish powder, then did a bit of powder on top - but never really get what I'm looking for. Just gotta keep practicing I guess? #makeup

(This should not impact anything - followers should be automatically transferred, if I understand the process correctly, but I will lose my existing posts. Not that there are tons of them.)

OK. I have made a decision.

At some point in the next few days I will be migrating to mastodon.ie. They seem to have sensible policies, they don't federate with Meta, and I think I'd rather have a regionally-focused local feed that might actually point me to fun offline stuff than an interest-focused one.

Got the new editions! Time for a re-read.
We have advanced toward (though not yet achieved) maximum eyelash. #fashion
Dilemma: Meg & I are going to a (somewhat) fancy restaurant tonight for their birthday, and of course I love any excuse to dress up, but I have an appointment beforehand for which an (e.g.) evening dress would be not ideal, and also we're probably going to get rained on. WHAT DO?
Keeping today's weather "prediction" open so I can make fun of it later, because the weather has been absolutely UNHINGED here lately.
Nails updated; ready to see Oppenheimer.