Longbottle

@longbottle
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Dolphins, sci-fi, humor, insanity, techno-lust, atheism, music, ponies, gadgets, diesel cars and cats. Not necessarily in that order.
Longbottle4d ago

Another find of mine from thrifting the other day.

Check out the date!

Longbottle5d ago
Also spotted well thrifting: this is a microwave espresso maker. I have questions.
Longbottle5d ago

So, this is fully cursed. 100%.

Initially, I thought it was a wax cylinder recording. Turns out, it's a player piano roll.

Longbottle6d ago
I think this is a really neat idea, but having Adam Baldwin be a part of it is kind of a deal breaker for me.
LongbottleMar 15
I think this falls into the "safe & sane" exception to "don't yuck on someone's yum".
LongbottleMar 14
I'm glad to see that there's pushback to this.
LongbottleMar 14
No good can come of this.
LongbottleMar 14
What is this, and where do I get one?
LongbottleMar 13
Was looking at plants with Ronnie last night, and I had a Georgia O'Keefe moment. Enjoy the close-ups of the plant genitals!
LongbottleMar 13
Was paging through a Cuban cookbook night before last, and holy hell, this made me hungry: