L.A.

@lonelyautomata
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
I love pancake lenses. It's the closest I can get on an APS-C DSLR to the angle a 35mm camera would give me. It's a normal angle, but after enduring the narrowness of the crop factor, it feels like a wide angle.

Oh, tócate las narices. ALiexpress ahora pide verificación con selfie para mostrar artículos "adultos" (no es que quisiera comprarlo, pero aparecía borroso en recomendaciones y quería saber que era)
No me fio de que la EU verifique mi jeta y le voy a dejar a China. claro claro.

1: búsqueda de imágenes: "AI generated selfie"
2: Arrancar OBS, lanzar cámara virtual, insertar imagen como fuente
3: Iniciar verificación con cámara virtual mostrando imagen falsa
4: SUCCESS!!

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

@morc Some weeks ago you asked if I was going to lift the chair...

Unfortunately the office chair is 25kg, but I think I have found a way of complying with your request.

I don't understand aliexpress. Who the fuck walks a pet pigeon???
I used to not be able to listen to tapes because I lacked a player. Now I have several cassette devices but I feel bad about opening them. Agh.
#vaporwave #cassette
Almost his 10th birthday. I wish I could gift him more ram for his birthday

when food delivery riders strike, mcdonalds does not deliver and the only available burger joint is a local one that does their own deliveries.

I swear, those chips tasted like grandma's. And that's not something I say lightly. Bonus point, They have Mazinger Z on the outside delivering burgers with a rocket punch.

Rewatching Hackers (1995). So the kid almost ended in jail for crashing 1500 computers in a single day.

Lol. How many computers did Crowdstrike brick in 2024? 2.4 millions? not to mention every time Microsoft releases a bad mandatory update for Shitdows 11.

2/2 I remember when DXracer first came up. bright red, screaming "Racecar bed" and becoming the butt of the jokes.

But then the pandemic came, and I was doing a lot of video conferences. Everybody had appropriated their kids' gaming chairs to work from home because they were more comfortable.

In the end, the "gaming chair" lost the flashy colors to become a middle point between the cheapest chair and a Herman Miller Aeron that is more comfortable than a basic chair while socially acceptable.

"I can't believe it's not butter".

Because the summer came WAY TOO EARLY in 2026 and after the results with the last roll and how expensive analog photography is getting, I'm going to tske thing seriously and make sure the unused rolls stay under 20C, even if I have to store them in the fridge.