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I just made this up so I'm posting it here before I forget it:
What was Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
Hand-eyeeeeeeeeee
• $98,329 on a Steinway piano for the Air Force chief of staff’s
• $5,300,000 on Apple devices
• $2,000,000 on Alaskan king crab
• $6,900,000 on lobster tail
• $15,100,000 on ribeye steak in a single month
• $124,000 on ice cream machines
• $139,224 on doughnuts
• $12,000 on fruit basket stands
• Over $60,000 on Herman Miller recliners
Soup kitchens can provide a hot meal to the hungry for an average of $2 per plate
This could have provided about 1,000,000 hot meals to people in need.
Eggo “waffles” + fake butter (margarine) + fake syrup = real delicious.
Yes, this is why I’ll die young.
I gave up on email a long time ago. I have over 25,000 unread messages in my Gmail, and I bet less than 1% of them are from people I know. I’m sure I’m not the only one. And it’s a shame, because once upon a time it was an intimate medium fo short or long form correspondence.
I like what 37signals did with hey.com, but it really needed to be a protocol, not a website.
Easy-to-use whitelists are a necessity.
Random thought.
If public libraries didn't already exist, capitalism wouldn't let you invent it. Can you imagine how many billions Jeff Bezos would plough into fighting the idea, destroying any politician who dared to back it?
Support your local library.
flexghost.
David Njoku