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I like birds.

Aspiring forest witch.

Some sort of math witch? http://adjoint.space

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A few weeks back, a serious incident made me remark that "luck is the very tip of the hazard control pyramid"

this weekend my pet demon and i went to get her a motorcycle. she wants a chopper so we got a nice hinda shadow 600.

i spent the weekend riding it around and it is the silliest machine i have ever driven. a cross between a recliner, a foot massager, and a tractor.

and now i appreciate my zippy little yamaha that much more!

please help, i think my chain is broken

every couple years for the last decade i've tried to get into the talking heads but always bounced off; nothing in their discography really hooked me the way i wanted it to

until last weekend, when i went to a cafe that had one of their songs in the playlist! it's stuck around and i find myself looking them up to hear more every couple days. it was a real once in a lifetime experience

i wore this to pride with a flogger over my shoulder to do my part to make pride unpalatable to marketers. now i think i am in everyone's pride photos

not pictured: me walking my girlfriend around with her under my wing because she was peopled out and then it started to rain

repent or feel my wrath

(cw: eye contact)

i tried to find the funny ray kurzweil graph where he is wrong about basically everything and while searching for that I instead found this absolute shitpost of a figure from some kurzweil-derivative paper