Mastodawn

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V.23 | it/its | demi | machine | no minors! 🔞

British-Australian 🇬🇧🇦🇺 living in London!
Systems Engineer, worldbuilder & writer

all NSFW posts will have a content warning

why does windows have a TTS voice called Microsoft Guy:tm:

this partially flooded and sinking boat I saw still has an intact roll of toilet paper on a shelf

perfectly balanced~

but what if I don’t have one

ah yes, everyone knows this is what the federal reserve looks like IRL

drincc

how many of these ingots do you know :P

select your mood

one of these words is not like the others