gonna start saying "make no mistakes" whenever i ask someone to do something

tofu, 2026

This is a sleeping bag for polar conditions but... IDK I feel like if you use this you might wake up with wings or something.

I personally consider "I asked ChatGPT to generate a response to you" not witty but a form of an insult. Don't do that please. If that is how you want to talk to people at least don't tell me. It's offensive.

the thought "coffee is tea" entered my head unbidden and i had to make the whole alignment chart in order to banish it

a neck tie is the socially acceptable version of a leash

I just found out I can give my windows JIGGLE PHYSICS

who was earl grey

the pansexual pride flag is out of cyan toner, please replace it

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