Barry Waschbär 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Talentless writer. Ambiguous sock policy holder. Mostly harmless.
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Planted this pumpkin and it's growing into an absolute unit.

#photography #gardening #homegarden #greenfingers

<Devil wears prada 2 advert comes on, mentions designer brand>

"Who the fuck wears Gaultier these days?"

Mrs Waschbär: "yeah, he's just somebody that you used to knowww."

One of my current favourite things to do is to say to Mrs Waschbär that "the coffee pot is washed if that information is ah pertinent to you", but every day I do it in a pitch higher than before and a wee bit slower. Nearly broke my throat today with the raspiness.

#coffeetalk

Fuck data centres, all my homies hate data centres.

#fuckai #antiai

Wearing what the fuck i want because it's my week off.

A psychotic, hysterical, unhinged warmonger is threatening to erase an entire civilisation. This should be more than enough to invite immediate & meaningful retaliation from world leaders. And yet, with the exception of Spain, none have shown the resolve and conviction to take a decisive stand against him. All just finger waving and written outrage.

Let their cowardice never be forgotten. My own government included.

This is exactly what today and much of this fucking timeline has been like.

Got handed the clipboard from receptionist to fill in papers.

Turned around to see the nurse saying my name and offering her hand.

She did not want to shake my hand.

She wanted the clipboard.

I had already put my hand out.

A soft "oh no" as I realise.

#shortstory #lamentofafool

I'm in the doctor's office today. Can't wait to be asked about stress and anxiety.

Like, doc, do you *see* the news every day?

The boomers truly are the worst generation to have ever existed. They got everything good and helpful, and have fucked it all up for their grandchildren and beyond. Absolutely selfish cunts. Fuck them.