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@lenny_wonders@treehouse.systems
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cat wrangler. crafty.
I write some (a lot of) music.
"len" is good as well :)

be warned--I post A LOT

love me long-winded or don't love me at all.

also I'm still coviding and you should be, too

music mostly marked under #lennySings if you want to follow it here, or @lenny_wonders on youtube.

https://linktr.ee/lenny_wonders

I am just a pile of impossible questions, held together by spit and duct tape and hope that flickers on and off, on and off, on and off.

pronounsthey/them
profile picwhite person in their mid-30s smiles at the camera at the wharf. They're wearing an envo respirator and aviator sunglasses.
banner pictag from an axolotl plushie. It says "kind of cute, kind of ugly, sorta weird, but oh so snuggly"
ko-fihttps://ko-fi.com/lenny_wonders
linktreehttps://linktr.ee/lenny_wonders

CVS HRT experience:
"your insurance doesn't cover that so we didn't fill it and we didn't inform you. What's that? You don't know what dosages are covered? Have fun figuring it out, call us if you do!"

vs Costco HRT experience:
"huh looks like that isn't covered...I'm just going to send your doctor a list of what your insurance says they will accept, then he can update it and send it to us, we'll text you when it's ready"

yeah...this is better

Fun reminder that some parenting groups have adopted FTM as an acronym for "first time mom" lol

an absurd thing that is also true--

one of the newer engineers on my team has the same name as my partner! I was a little surprised at first but didn't say anything because I was VERY BUSY that day.

...he's now been on the team for...months? I'm pretty sure multiple months.

I have never mentioned it.

I don't know how to bring it up now.

It doesn't matter?? but also if it ever comes up accidentally it'll be fucking weird??? I don't know what to dooooo???

...once more, I am trapped in a hell of my own making 😂 🤣

Silly gender joy--if I run my tongue over my upper lip i can feel all the hairs!
sister showed me this
Also "my butch lesbian girlfriend," that's a fun one 😂🖤

I am a fan of pet names. silly names and common ones also. lotta "babe," lotta "sweetheart," lotta "dear."

I thiiiiiink Ja is perhaps my first "baby"...??? (and also babe, sweetheart, dear, several others that I am going to keep to myself)

my personal beliefs cannot influence whether they are giants or not
I still have Christmas presents to send out. They have been wrapped since December 🙃
So true...