Douchebag of the day.

This little lizard guy was giving me his best side eye.

Way ahead of you, bro.

This is just so gross. Gambling at our fingertips is quietly sneaking into every segment of our culture. It is a cancer, in every sense of the word, that has gotten lost in the news due to the revolving shit show that is the Trump administration.

4th time’s a charm!

Even 35 years later, too soon.

Never thought I’d see the day when my iPad fell into the devil’s space.

Democracy is dead in the bright light of midday, you fucking boot lickers.

You can’t make this shit up even if you wanted to. It’s like a Mad Libs game at this point.

Not wrong.