Mastodawn

Denis

5h ago

Bon ben force à Raymonde hein...

#ClermontFerrand

Denis

5h ago

Punchline dans la série Celeste sur Arte :

"Les gens nous détestent. Ils préféreraient se découvrir une tumeur que d'avoir affaire au fisc"

https://www.arte.tv/fr/videos/RC-027610/celeste/

Celeste - Séries et fictions | ARTE

Après plus de trente ans passés au service de l'administration fiscale, le moment est venu pour Sara Santano de prendre sa retraite. Du moins, c'est ce qu'elle pensait... Lors de son dernier jour, elle se voit confier la mission la plus importante de sa carrière : prouver que Celeste, la grande star de la pop latino-américaine, réside en Espagne et doit y payer ses impôts.

ARTE

Denis

10h ago

La taille de la bite n'est pas standardisée dans systemd (on ne sait jamais, ça peut servir), est-ce que je propose un patch ?

Denis

10h ago

Colin McMillen 14h ago

Allow me to introduce #MLL coding, the counterpart to #LLM vibe coding. MLL (Manual Labor of Love) coding allows one to spend more time doing a thing, and lets one get better, faster, and 100% understood code.

Denis

10h ago

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/21/juicier-steaks-on-menu-gene-edited-cow-feed-approved/

Or maybe you can feed the cow good stuffs and treat them well.

Denis

1d ago

What the heck Docker ?

After I rebooted, the containers will not receive UDP traffic from a remote host (TCP is OK, UDP is OK from the local host).

I suspect an iptables glitch but isn't Docker supposed to manage that for me ?

Denis

2d ago

Aaron Bieber 2d ago

It has taken me a while to put into words why I dislike the use of AI in open source. I think I finally pin'd it down.

One of the best aspects of open source has always been sharing in the excitement around a project. An author spent time and energy to make this project that they were excited about, or solved a problem they had. You had the same problem or were inspired by their excitement and joined in on the fun.

Now people are shitting out entire code bases to do something and I just can't get excited about it. If you can't be ars'd to put in the effort, neither can I.

Then there are the other aspects: paying a company to be a Developer™, now there is an expectation of HyperProductivity®, environmental, ethical... the list goes on.

What happens to your codebase if you stop paying? Are you going to maintain the 200k lines it shat out in a week? Doubt it. Your skill set has been captured. Your project has been captured. Now you must pay to access it.

Fuck that.

Denis

3d ago

Bones Luchs (Lyo Panda etc)3d ago

Mais regarde qui c'est que v'là 👀

"LYON 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀
GROSSE TEUF AU ROCK N EAT LE 04/05 📆📆
20H - PRIX LIBRE
🔥 Resto Basket (Punk Rock / Grenoble)
Le meilleur groupe de punk rock mélodique de France
🔥 Pondérale (Punk / Clermont Ferrand)
Le réel véritable vrai punk from CLF city rock
🔥 Les Crêtes Brûlées (Hyperpunk folk / Bzh)
Le meilleur groupe d’hyperfolkpunk dèche metol tekno acoustique sans snare et des fois avec kick du Morbihan de l’Est.

[suite juste après]

#CrêtesBrûlées #punk #Lyon

Denis

3d ago

Bougl 3d ago

Oscar attend sa baballe.
Pourquoi tu relances pas la baballe.
Pourquoi les humains produisent des baballes, et NE RELANCENT PAS LES BABALLES.
#dogsofmastodon #chien